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A wide bladed sword used for crushing rather than cutting. Something i put through your skull.
Philosipher: The Sword is a mighty weapo..
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The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.
Dude,..
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What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfrien..