Rubber Ducky

What is Rubber Ducky?


1.

a yellow plastic duck, usu. squeaks, that one can play with in the bathtub.

Usu. very cute and very yellow.

2.

A really catchy, and funny song!!!!!!!!!!

The Rubber Ducky Song

Rubber Ducky, you're the one,

You make bathtime lots of fun,

Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;

Woo woo be doo

Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,

When I squeeze you, you make noise!

Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Every day when I

Make my way to the tubby

I find a little fella who's

Cute and yellow and chubby

Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine

And I'm lucky that you're mine

Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I

Make my way to the tubby

I find a little fella who's

Cute and yellow and chubby

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine

And I'm lucky that you're mine

Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -

Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -

Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!

Doo doo, be doo

((Look it up on the net! Its really a good song to listen to!!!))

3.

The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.

While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.

See rubber, ducky, shit, floating

4.

The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.

While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.

See rubber, ducky, shit, floating

5.

Any girl younger than yourself. The prime age of a rubber ducky is 13 or 14 years

"Hey Hayden have you seen this years grade 8's, rubber ducky hey"

See rubber ducky

6.

A chubby Asian man.

As heard in Ernie's "Rubber Ducky" song:

"Find a fellow that's cute and yellow and chubby."

Alfredo: Look at that Rubber Ducky eating noodles

See sumo, fat, asian

7.

replace ''rubber ducky'' with name of your choice, and its a sex song

Rubber Ducky

Your the one

You make bath time

Lots of fun!

Rubber Ducky

I'm awfully fond of you!

Rubber Ducky

Joy of joy

When i squeeze you you make noise

That your mine

Rubber Ducky

Your my very best friend

Its true

Every Day

When I make my way to the tubby

I find a little fella whos

Cute and yella

And chubby

Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber Ducky

Your so fine

And im lucky that your mine

Rubber ducky im awfully fond of you

Every Day

When I make my way to the tubby

I find a little fella whos

Cute and yella

And chubby

Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber ducky your so fine

And im lucky that your mine

Rubber ducky im awfully fond of

Rubber ducky im awfully foooond

Of you!

Orlando Bloom*

Your the one

You make bath time

Lots of fun!

Orlando Bloom

I'm awfully fond of you!

Orlando Bloom

Joy of joy

When i squeeze you you make noise

That your mine

Orlando Bloom

Your my very best friend

Its true

Every Day

When I make my way to the tubby

I find a little fella whos

Cute and yella

And chubby

Rubba dub dubby!

Orlando Bloom

Your so fine

And im lucky that your mine

Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of you

Every Day

When I make my way to the tubby

I find a little fella whos

Cute and yella

And chubby

Rubba dub dubby!

Orlando Bloom your so fine

And im lucky that your mine

Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of

Orlando Bloom im awfully foooond

Of you!

*Orlando Bloom replaced the name ''rubber ducky ''


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