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The best holiday of the year. On January 2nd of every year, the nation celebrates the motion of the ocean.
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When you have to shit so bad the shit is poking out so far its dotting your undies with brown dot stains
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When hair inadvertantly slips into ones anus and becomes embodied in poop.
One time my girlfriend with long hair was on the can and she..