What is Rubberband Man?
1.
drug dealer; one who stores their cash tied by a rubberband
rubberband man, wild as the tailiban
2.
One who comes up through the struggle.
TI is the rubberband man most def...he hustled and now he's doin it big in the rap game.
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3.
A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging smurfette.
Rubberband man theme tune:
Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!
Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?
4.
Someone who is able to
Chris was
early for hisspeed date with the rubberband man.
