Rubberhead Club Edit Meaning

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Secret organization founded by Michael Jackson. Invitations to join were extended to visitors to Jackson's Neverland ranch. Jackson drew up contracts for membership, created name badges and other materials for members, and published a set of fourteen rules for "Rubbers", including:

- All members must be idiots and act crazy at all times

- All members must have the brain power of a two year old child

- All members must read and know the story of Peter Pan fluently

- All members must be vegetarians and fast on every Sunday for good health

- All members must watch at least two episodes of the Three Stoogies every day

- Every member of the Rubberhead Club must take flying lessons at the Peter Pan School of Flying

- Even member must, upon seeing another member, "give the peace sign, and then half of it."

A member of the club may have participated in the practice known as rubba rubba with Jackson, and may have been his Rubba Rubba Friend.

I was a member of the Rubberhead Club. Michael Jackson clubbed me with his pale schlong, and but he didn't wear a rubber. But most of the time he just rubbed my dong with his hand in the bathtub. Later, he called me his Rubba Rubba Friend. Oh, and it turns out that "flying lessons" is a euphamism for "anal sodomy."