Rubbin' The Mic

What is Rubbin' The Mic?


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The process by where just after making shower babies, grab your semi-erect tool like a mic and vigorously rub the head with your free soapy hand until the point you get real weak behind the knees and begin to piss uncontrollably.

Today is my birthday so I treated myself by rubbin' the mic.

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