What is Ruben?
1.
A bad ass person who pimps on fine girls
I am a cool person like ruben
2.
A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.
I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.
3.
really cool dude, see
ruben brown
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4.
Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P
if she doesn't fall for u pull a ruben.
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5.
a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
"i fucked ruben last night" said marina
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6.
very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n' forever
ruben loves his chula
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7.
A confused, Mexican male that can’t even make up his mind of where he was born, he is usually an annoyance to his coworkers. He can’t hear and when he speaks one can hardly understand him. He is a complete IDIOT!
He is such a fucken Ruben!
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