What is Rubensed?
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Having the affections of a member of the opposite sex taken from you from under your nose by another.
When chatting up a member of the opposite sex in a bar or other establishment, another guy/girl takes advantage of a small opening (going to the bar/toilet) to slide in and take the affections of said target. Derived from Rubens Barrichellos antics in letting Michael schumacher overtake him in the last stretch to win grand prix races!
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Very early. Early enough to seriously fuck up the day before, and the day of the event in question.
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Position assumed by canines whilst taking a dump.
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