What is Rubensed?
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Having the affections of a member of the opposite sex taken from you from under your nose by another.
When chatting up a member of the opposite sex in a bar or other establishment, another guy/girl takes advantage of a small opening (going to the bar/toilet) to slide in and take the affections of said target. Derived from Rubens Barrichellos antics in letting Michael schumacher overtake him in the last stretch to win grand prix races!
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Waking up in the morning and having wild crazy sex in order to wake yourself up
Emmy had wild coffee sex this morning and she had lots ..
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Watching YouTube on your laptop while taking a massive crap.
Ben: "You sure were takin a shit for a while!"
Alex: "Yeah..
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A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus..
