What is Rubin Fan Club?
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A prestigious student organization founded by dedicated members of Avon High School to support the best student athlete to ever play for the Falcons, Andrew Ross Rubin. Known for occupying the last three rows in the student section in front the "Countdown to 1000" sign, the Rubin Fan Club cheered only when Rubin touched the ball, and went crazy when he (rarely) scored. Although Rubin could be considered a renaissance man for his well rounded capabilities in academics, athletics, and pimping, he often warmed the bench, and when he actually played he rarely performed at the level the members of the Rubin Fan Club expected him to play.
Ethan: Are you going to the basketball game tonight?
Everyman: Hell yea, Rubin is going for his 19th career point! Are you?
Ethan: Of course, I'm in the Rubin Fan Club, remember?
Everyman: No you aren't. Go home.
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