What is Rude Awakening?
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The act of waking someone up from a deep sleep by pulling your butt cheeks apart, sitting on their nose, and letting go of your cheeks
Alfie was sleeping in this morning so I decided to give him a rude awakening.
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The act of putting a thumb over the
Generally, the finer the whore, the finer the champagne that should be used. In the case of a 4 dollar "
"The recoil from that rude awakening was quite a mess."
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The malt liquor must have fermented in her ass after the rude awakening, because I went to work
drunk after that 9 AMrim job .
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"The prostitute wanted to charge me extra after I gave her a rude awakening, but I told her to f' off and left. She couldn't get up without malt liquor leaking out her ass, so she made an un-hasty chase."
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"I rushed my rude awakening and hit the wrong hole. Wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't on the
menses at the time. Let's just say there was cotton and chunks of blood everywhere.
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