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An extremely short johnson.
I look down and all I see is an elevator button.
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Like getting drunk, except you drink more.
Jesus Christ, I was so Jackie Kelly last night.
See drunk, hammered, blasted..
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An ovoid personal hygeine product sold only in the southern galapagos islands.
My orifices felt so clean yet freshly slimy as a caresse..