Rudolph's Red Rocket

What is Rudolph's Red Rocket?

Santa's loyal reindeer Rudolph's erect penis that serves the dual purpose of the breaks and rooftop anchor for santa's sleigh.

Rudolph's Red Rocket was in full effect on Christmas night after he noticed blitzen's new boob job and the scent coming from her stench trench.

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