What is Rudy Carpenter?
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Worst collegiate quarterback of all time. Spent 4 years at ASU, turning a promising team with national title aspirations into a doormat that could not even beat the UA. Prone to blowing big games, throwing multiple interceptions, fumbling profusely, blaming others for his mistakes, and generally being a complete waste of a quarterback. Often found crying after a loss.
"Throw the ball Rudy, the receiver's open! Oh goddammit Rudy Carpenter why did you throw another interception?"
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