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When you fuck a cookie because you are lonely.
Ive been cookie fucking all week
See cookie, fuck, oreo, chips ahoy, lonely..
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To be in a relationship but having hidden sexual encounters on the side.
"I can not believe John finally settled down with a boyfr..
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Piece-of-shit car driven by the divorce lawyer of Fletch's ex-wife.
As I pulled up to my palacial, imitation apartment building, I..
