Rug Doctor

What is Rug Doctor?


1.

1. A dyke. A lesbian.

2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.

3. Missy Koonce.

1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.

2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.

3. Missy Koonce.

2.

an OBGYN. The doctor that takes care of female parts.

Crap, I think I got syphillis from that party last night. I better get it checked out by my rug doctor.

See obgyn, rug, doctor

3.

Person who passes out after a night of drinking and uses your floor as a toilet.

Where did that stain come from? The Rug Doctor was here last night.

See pee, stain, drunk, urine, doctor


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