What is Rug Job?
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The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.
Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!
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n. a guitar-playing ninja who wears fancy pants and knows where the cake room is
Adj. very cool, amazing, awesome, etc.
v. ..
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1.refers to the fat man sitting across the table from you and eating 20 gallons of ice cream/sweets/desert of any kind just to get even ..