What is Rug Job?
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The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.
Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!
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Village idiot Hillary Clinton's psycho approach to child rearing.She's rich and she only had one kid,I mean,how hard could it ..
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Dysphemism, to have sex.
Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.
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