Rug Job

What is Rug Job?


1.

The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.

Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"

Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!

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