Rug Job

What is Rug Job?

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The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.

Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"

Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!

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