What is Rug Job?
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The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.
Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!
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sex that is so boring that you could solve a rubix cube during it.
girl to friend: omg i so had rubix cube sex with him last night
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A super monkey that was built in a secret laboratoy in the center of a piece of cake.
Before the cake was devoured Monkey Joob quickly ..
