What is Rug Master?
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The title of the person who brings someone home after a night of hefty drinking and disney videos. Often tries to pull the "sensitive card" by inviting said one night stand to disney video night in order to become the RUG MASTER.
Chris: Man i'm tired
Kate: Thats what happens when you stay up all night becoming the RUG MASTER..
Chris: ..... ..... I -am- the rug master... ...!!!
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The Ultimate Blumpkin is to receive fellatio whilst depositing feces in the lavatory, AND reading the Sports Page. Thus creating the ul..
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Bangin of the asshole, but only with some form of lubrication.
such as:
Butter
Sleepy time lotion
saliva
Richard Prior
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