Rug Monkey

What is Rug Monkey?

A nickname for male genetalia

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."

See junk, genetalia, cock, balls

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

See rug, monkey, child, kids, babies

Zaback

1. Fat, old and balding. Yo! that guy's so zaback. See Someone..

Mudbut

1. when one farts and it sounds like they shit themsleves. Justin must have mudbut, because it smells like shit. See mudbut, mud butt, Jr..

Unodd

1. 1. adj. consistent in quality 2. adj. (of a contest or contestants) fairly matched as opponents; "vaudeville...waged an unodd batt..

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