Rug Monkey

What is Rug Monkey?

A nickname for male genetalia

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."

See junk, genetalia, cock, balls

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

See rug, monkey, child, kids, babies

Zaander

1. vb. To correct someone's grammar, especially in an instance where incorrect grammar is intentionally used. Don't zaander me ..

Vwe

1. 'Very well endowed' on a male body I dont need to explain this,i hope you understand See carrots..

Railroad Shit

1. Going to the restroom on company time and staying in there for a half an hour. I was having a bad day at the office, so I took a railro..

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