Rug Monkey

What is Rug Monkey?

A nickname for male genetalia

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."

See junk, genetalia, cock, balls

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

See rug, monkey, child, kids, babies

.evil.

1. An uber-1337 person that "pwns" you. Shit .EVIL. pwns my nigga ass. 2. a person that thinks theyre fly, someone that takes ..

Sneak-a-date

1. A situation that was thought by one party as hanging out between friends is actually a date in disguise. Angela: So you know how I was..

Bit Under The Weather

1. Feeling sick or unhealthy. I'm feeling a bit under the weather. So, I'm not comin' to office. See ill, sick, healthy, s..

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