Rug Monkey

What is Rug Monkey?

A nickname for male genetalia

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."

See junk, genetalia, cock, balls

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

See rug, monkey, child, kids, babies

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Deafie

1. Person who is deaf, acceptable slang used within the deaf community. 900 deafies went to the deaf rave. See Kerb..

Yummiepants

1. a person who really rocks a person who loves someone else's pants, calls them yummiepants girl to other girl heyy yummiepants! co..

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