What is Rug Monkey?
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A nickname for male genetalia
"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."
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2.
term for children, specifically one that's just been born.
Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.
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The Kennedy who invented blue jeans
What kind of dumb ass names their kid Levi Kennedy?..