Rug Monkey

What is Rug Monkey?


1.

A nickname for male genetalia

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."

See junk, genetalia, cock, balls

2.

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

See rug, monkey, child, kids, babies


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