Rug Monkey

What is Rug Monkey?

A nickname for male genetalia

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."

See junk, genetalia, cock, balls

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

See rug, monkey, child, kids, babies

Kabobed

1. To be impaled on; also, to be stabbed "man, i fell of that fence and almost got kabobed on a pole" See shank, stab, impale, ..

Ocko'd

1. ripped off. Susan Ocko was on a Midias Muffler commercial explaining how another company ripped her off. She got Ocko'd. Damn bro,..

Date Rape Face

1. One who possesses the face of a date rapist. Kumar: "...us that dude has date rape face." Harold: "I don't even kn..

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