Rug Monkey

What is Rug Monkey?

A nickname for male genetalia

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."

See junk, genetalia, cock, balls

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

See rug, monkey, child, kids, babies

Zooburger

1. Strange meat. A compilation of strange meat in the form of a burger. Also, a bastard. Wow, I ordered a McBurger and all I got was a Z..

Gaffica

1. When someone parks there car diagonal across 2 or more spaces. That asshole just gaff'ed his car...

Shady Stars

1. props one receives for doing something mad shady. person 1: where did mary go? person 2: i don't know, dude, she just scored some..

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