Rug Stalker

What is Rug Stalker?

Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him

J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?

Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?

J: Exactly!

See lesbian, rug, muncher, stalker, dyke

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