Rug Stalker

What is Rug Stalker?

Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him

J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?

Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?

J: Exactly!

See lesbian, rug, muncher, stalker, dyke

Moonopoly

1. When you moon someone and spread your ass cheeks. OMG, that fat kid just gave you a moonopoly. Go kick his ass. See moon, ass, butt, ..

Salgström

1. A proper Nordic middle name. Handed down through generations of hardworking, skillful, Norwegian hating Swedes. Unlike the name andersen..

Zippered Nipples Or Laced Nipple Syndrome

1. Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..

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