Rukin

What is Rukin?


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A fat, lazy piece of shit who sits on the couch, has man-boobs, and is a pothead. A rukin must cough every ten minutes on the dot and hook up with a girl twice his weight.

A rukin is so lazy and incompetent that he/she waits three months to change their sheets, does not know how to do laundry, take out the trash, or run the dish washer.

A rukin is a truly cheap person.

A rukin likes to show everyone what color underwear he/she is wearing, in private or public, even though he/she wears a belt.

A rukin cannot hear properly and must ask "WHAAAT??" after a person asks them something.

A rukin has to say 'yo' and/or 'fuck' in every sentence, pronounced "yyoooooooooooo."

A rukin will drop random lines about their schooling/a test that is coming up even though no one cares.

A rukin shits their pants, leaves shit's in the toilet, and leaves red pubic hairs all over the shower floor.

"Rukin: YYYOOOOO FUCK THIS TEST"

"I laughed so hard the other day, I almost pulled a Rukin and shit my pants!"

See lazy, stupid, oblivious, sam, yo


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