Rule 23

What is Rule 23?


1.

Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per NCIS)

*Agent drops coffe, entire department ducks under desks*

NEW AGENT: What?

OLD AGENT: Rule 23, you idiot!

See gibbs, ncis


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