What is Rule 35?
1.
An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.
Jessie searched the internet for hours looking for a pornographic video of a priest inserting a carrot up a man's urethra before he finally invoked rule 35.
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2.
An addendum to Internet Rule #34, which states "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."
('net surfer 1): Man, I can't find Rule 34 porn of that obscure anime character anywhere.
('net surfer 2): Well, I can draw. Let's invoke Rule 35.
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3.
Rule 35 states, if porn of it (whatever "it" is) cannot be found, then porn of it will be made.
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Damnation and ruination, I'll rule 35 it myself if I have to, but I'm working on commissions, so SOMEBODY TAKE THE BAIT!
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4.
"If porn of it doesn't exist, porn will be made of it."
A rule usually said in conjunction with
1: I didn't find Rule 34 for Thomas the Tank Engine.
2: rule 35, fag. i drew my own.
1: FFFFFUUUUUUUU--
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5.
Refers to Rule 35 of Federal Sentencing guidelines, specifically paragraph B, "Reducing a Sentence for Substantial Assistance," which makes provision for reduction of sentence to those who aid the police.
All this other porn crap about Rule 35 is completely wrong and idiotic.
Billy took the stand and testified against Marcus in order to receive a deal from the court systems to reduce his own sentence via Rule 35.
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6.
An addenum to the internet meme Rule 34 (if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions) that states "The only exception to rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34."
Ie, there is no porn of someone stating that there is porn of everything.
"Is there anything that hasn't been rule 34'd?"
"Rule 34."
"What?"
"See Rule 35."
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7.
Refers to Rule 35 of Federal Sentencing guidelines, specifically paragraph B, "Reducing a Sentence for Substantial Assistance," which makes provision for reduction of sentence to those who aid the police, that is, snitches.
"Niggas they hit the pen, they get charged, they get out/on a rule 35..." -Scarface
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