Rule 99.1

What is Rule 99.1?

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

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Hudge

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Load Rag

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Impactful

1. A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting an..

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