Rule 99.1

What is Rule 99.1?

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

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Zouch

1. The act of using the lips or tongue to stimulate the nipples of another. Caroline and Emily, our favorite lesbian couple, loved to zouc..

Gay Ass Mofo

1. not necessarily homosexual or a fucker of mothers. just someone you really hate and want to call a name. that gay ass mofo is making me..

Disjobbed

1. Fired, asked to leave, laid off, let go, terminated. Marv: "Hey Tommy. I can't believe you just got disjobbed." Tommy:..

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