Rule 99.1

What is Rule 99.1?

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

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Astronemsis

1. The act of fondling your scrotum. "Dude why are your nads being astronemsis?" See neil young, slugcrotch, abe lincoln, tony ..

Meat Breath

1. The breath of someone after having a penis in their mouth. Ah gross Steve has meat breath! See breath, meat, blow job, suck, dick..

Glock Finger

1. Glock finger is a way to fire your gun faster than normal in a first person shooter (like Call of Duty 4/ Call of Duty: WaW) via fast fi..

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