Rule 99.1

What is Rule 99.1?

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

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Skippering

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Kazbekistan

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Kranitz

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