Rule 99.1

What is Rule 99.1?

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

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..!.!.."

1. Monster with claws. Used when IMing friends. :Hi how are you?! :Pretty good! :Great! :And you? :I FELL MONSTROUS!! ( ")(..!.!...

European Bagtag

1. to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established ..

Bang Goes

1. English colloquialism similar to American "There goes" Well that was a waste of time and bang goes my morning See waste, bor..

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