Rules 29 & 30

What is Rules 29 & 30?


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Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all.

Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.

Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.

EXAMPLE 1--

normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?

girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3

normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30

EXAMPLE 2--

strange man: So you're 7, eh?

little boy(not): yes, why?

strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??

little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.

See pedobear, rules 1 and 2, omegle, meme, /b/, 4chan


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