Rules

What is Rules?


1.

The opposite of sucks

Black Sabbath rules!

Bon Jovi sucks shit.

2.

Things that are made to be broken.

I walked into my Catholic School class, breaking as many "rules" as I could. I had a hat on (twisted halfway to the left), chomping on gum and blowing big pink bubbles, shirt untucked, no belt underneath, shoe laces undone, and to top it off I walked in five minutes after the bell. My teacher nearly had a heart attack when she saw me slouching in my seat and in this state of so-called "disrepair." She shrieked at me. "You know the rules! No gum, shirt tucked in, a belt, and your shoes MUST.BE.TIED! Get to class on time next time, or instead of a tardy I'll send you to the principal. Now get out your homework!" I nonchalantly asked, "What homework?" She screamed, "You know the rules, do your homework." And I responded deadpan, "Rules are things that are made to be broken."

See trouble, detention, laws

3.

A list of random crap that people who call themselves 'authorities' or 'authoritative' such as teachers, parents etc. These 'rules' just state things these 'authoraties' wish you would listen/do. But its a free country, so really, you could break every single 'rule' you want to. (except normally there's a punishment like...idk going to jail for...life)

Teacher: Now, Johhny, didn't you read my RULE BOOK?

Johnny: pshh no. thats just some random crap.

Teacher: JOHNYY! HOW DARE YOU! CRAP IS A BADDDD WORD! If you read the rules you would have known.

Johnny: Its the usa. CRAP CRAP CRAP %$&&*%$#

Teacher gasps: Go to the principles office. NOW!

See laws, rools, instructions

4.

say all rules of a game

rules pls?

afr cba ktl wba fba (attack from rope, crate before attack, kill the leaders, walls before attack, fly before attack)(on worms game)

See worms, rules, afr, cba, ktl, wba, fba


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