Rules Of Fight Club

What is Rules Of Fight Club?


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1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Example 1)

Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?

Ben: Rule #1 Bitch.

Example 2)

Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?

Ben: Rule #2 Bitch.

Example 3)

Jack: RULE 3! RULE 3!

Paul: WHAT!? I don't understand you!

Jack: STOP!

Paul: And that is how we learn.

Example 4)

Jacob & Bob: We are gonna kick your ass Ned!

Tyler: RULE 4!

Example 5)

Jim & Robert: Can we fight also?

Tyler: RULE 5!

Example 6)

John: Wanna know how this place isn't like a store?

Sal: How?

John: Rule 6

Example 7)

Caleb: How long do these fights go on for?

Tyler: Rule #7! Does anybody listen to me?!?!

Example 8)

Tyler: Who else's first night is this?

Crowd: Why are you asking?

Tyler: RULE 8! Fuck this I am starting Project: Mayhem!

These are the Rules of Fight Club

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