Rules Of Roshambo

What is Rules Of Roshambo?


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The Rules of Standard RoShamBo:

First rule of RoShamBo is no body talks about RoShamBo.

Second rule of RoShamBo is No Women Allowed...unless they are spectators.

Third rule of RoShamBo is "no sagging" and speedos only.

Fourth rule of RoShamBo is No Shoes Fifth rule of RoShamBo is No girlie (Hook) kicks.

Fifth rule of RoShamBo is each competitor must take at least five kicks or else will be barred from future Tournaments.

Sixth rule of RoShamBo is no one can call "Gas Pedal" until the after the 5th kick. If the receiver does not give then the Dominant must receive. Russian gas pedal lasts 60 seconds.

Final rule of RoShamBo is he who is the last man standing is the victor.

If Professional RoShamBo AKA "Third Party RoShamBo" is called out then one or more kickers must be nominated to perform kicking. Same rules above apply with the exception of the SECOND RULE. In Professional RSB AKA 3rd Party RSB WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO KICK.

Before each tournament commenced Sarah read the the Rules of RoShamBo over the microphone as the crowd cheered in anticipation.

See kicked in the nuts, kick in the nuts


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