Rules Of Smithers

What is Rules Of Smithers?

The result of a drunken rez gropefest with an innocent bystandard in the closet. The rules are:

1) You better not be pregnant

2) You better enjoy this

Drunken attempt at manlyness

Zin Chick

1. a woman who hangs out in a bar drinking nothing but white zinfandel, rosé or other wimpy drinks, like white wine spritzers. ...see that..

Beat It Like It Owes Me Money

1. To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy. She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money. See masturb..

Joob Jab

1. another term for cunt punt instead of using the foot, you use your fist. "JOOB JAB!" See joob, tits, vagina, jab, cunt punt,..

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