Rules Of Smithers

What is Rules Of Smithers?

The result of a drunken rez gropefest with an innocent bystandard in the closet. The rules are:

1) You better not be pregnant

2) You better enjoy this

Drunken attempt at manlyness

Fallen Acorn

1. When the head (and ONLY the head) of one's penis escapes from the fly of his underwear. Haha! Check out Spidey's fallen acor..

Night Panda

1. To slam/jump into someone from the side, making them stumble forward and hopefully fall over. Usually, you shout "night panda"..

Nut Punter

1. The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the ai..

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