Rules Of Smithers

What is Rules Of Smithers?

The result of a drunken rez gropefest with an innocent bystandard in the closet. The rules are:

1) You better not be pregnant

2) You better enjoy this

Drunken attempt at manlyness

Jizzual

1. Jizzual means it makes you feel aroused, i.e. want to jizz. Ohhh when the navajo licked her lips that was soo jizzual...

Roonify

1. Verb. To make kick ass through extreme measures The bachelor party was lame so we decided to fly to the Dominican Republic, hire model..

Hartwell, Georgia

1. Hartwell is the town in Georgia that is closest to South Carolina. There is absolutely nothing to do in Hartwell. The biggest attraction..

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