Rules Of The Road

What is Rules Of The Road?

Whenever you are doing someone a favour and giving them a ride in your vehicle there are 3 options for payment for this favour:

1. Cash

2. Grass (i.e marijuana)

3. Ass (e.g. sex)

Joe "Hey dude, can I get a lift after hockey?"

Mark "No problem, cash, grass, or ass though - sorry bro, rules of the road"

Mary "Can I get a ride home after work?"

Bill "Sure you can; cash, grass, or ass?"

See road, cash, grass, ass

Rear Privateer

1. n. Derogatory term. Derived from "ass-pirate." Arr, jimlad! Ye be a rear privateer, and I be wantin' none o' that!..

Taco-man

1. Hiding outside the Taco Bell drive through and stealing someone's food when the employee hands it out the window. when running away..

Lil T

1. LIL T - may stand for lil trick, lil t-bag, lil twat, or in some cases, lil testicles. Its a person that changes their myspace picture..

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