Rules Of The Road

What is Rules Of The Road?


1.

Whenever you are doing someone a favour and giving them a ride in your vehicle there are 3 options for payment for this favour:

1. Cash

2. Grass (i.e marijuana)

3. Ass (e.g. sex)

Joe "Hey dude, can I get a lift after hockey?"

Mark "No problem, cash, grass, or ass though - sorry bro, rules of the road"

Mary "Can I get a ride home after work?"

Bill "Sure you can; cash, grass, or ass?"

See road, cash, grass, ass


26

Random Words:

1. 1. A person of Muslim faith who acts like a slut. 2. A hyrbid between the word Muslim and Slut. "damn, you see that hijabi gi..
1. get on a drink and cocaine session in bebington " masha brew!"(excl.) "do you wanna mash a brew tonight?" "e..
1. A system by which seemingly magical improvements in one's life are given by mysterious forces in exchange for a sense of unease not..