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A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook...
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The name given to anything bought in chinatown (DVDs, Clothes, Electronics) that is supposed to be the real deal but is quite obviously..
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A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
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