What is Rum Tan?
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Applied to a person who's skin turns bright red when they drink alcohol or are so drunk they appear flustered. If they often appear to be sun burnt even in the winter it is a good indication they like their booze.
"Wow I have to pick up a bottle of Bacardi this weekend and work on my rum tan!"
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