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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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In reference to unsavory women, telling them to get a dildo into them.
Woman: You're pretty fine why don't we hang out someti..
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What would Chuck Norris Do? This is a question that you'd ask yourself if you didn't think Jesus had the balls to do it. The a..