Rump Muffin

What is Rump Muffin?

First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.

Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?

Husband: No thanks hun, I think I'll just have me a rump muffin.

Husbands Anus: Phhhhhhhhhhhh

See fart, gas, cheese, poot, boof

Xwee

1. a random word that stupid people use on blogs, also a word that is often used to exprese happiness or joy. I was playing candyland and ..

Youare

1. A combination of the words "you" and "are". I hear that youare ghey. See youare, you, are, combo..

Vargy

1. one who is sexually impotent and can only recieve sexual pleasure anally. I banged lambourne in the butt. See Vargy..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Rump Muffin Edit Meaning