What is Rump Muffin?
First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No thanks hun, I think I'll just have me a rump muffin.
Husbands Anus: Phhhhhhhhhhhh
See fart, gas, cheese, poot, boof
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