Rump Muffin

What is Rump Muffin?

First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.

Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?

Husband: No thanks hun, I think I'll just have me a rump muffin.

Husbands Anus: Phhhhhhhhhhhh

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