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Going to a bar, betting your friends that you can leave with the oldest chick there.
Chad and Jason each bet that they would leave with..
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to say that your wang is equal to your height and weight when you were born
Man: I'm sorry honey, I have a secret I never told you..
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Something that is better than nothing, but not the exact thing that you would choose if you had a choice.
If you are eating rum raisin ..