Rumpelstiltskin Edit Meaning

1.

A rumpelstiltskin is a fart that refuses to take leave of the environment until the person from whence it came offers up their first-born as an offering; its decay is that slow.

Man 1: Yo don't go up in that room. "Joe" let a rumpelstiltskin go an hour ago. It feels like your swimming in gravy up there.

Man 2: Fuck.

See rumpelstiltskin, rumplestiltskin, lingerer, fart, awful

2.

A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.

Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.

See grimm, fridge, shocker, omg, orly, lol, taco bell, brian, peppers, pwn, cod, mellencramps, rumple, blumpkin, fubar

3.

A Rumpelstiltskin is an alcoholic beverage consisting of the following: BOTTOM shelf vodka on the rocks, with a dash of lemon or lime juice. Should be served stirred not shaken.

Money was tight, so we got drunk on Rumpelstiltskin.

I ran out of mixer, so I made a Rumpelstiltskin.

See rumpelstiltskin, vodka, broke, bottom shelf, mixer, lemon juice

4.

A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.

Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it

Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?

Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..

See rumpelstiltskin, ugly, fugly, sex, perv