What is Rumple?
1.
slang word referring to those of a non-white, but not necessarily black ethnic origin, primarily Middle-Eastern.
Contraction of the name Rumpleshitskin.
Based upon the popular fairytale character Rumplestiltskin.
Interchangable with, Raghead, Dune Coon, Grit Nigger, Nappy Head, Towel Head etc.
First used by Jerry Black, of Plymouth U.K. on 10.04.2008.
"My mate in the Marines had a fucking great time in Iraq slotting Rumples."
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2.
When stoned, to perform a dance entertaining your fellow stoners with humourous rhytmic movements to the beat of jaunty, bouncy songs. Culminates in the rumpler placing one leg on aan available plinth (chair/table/tree-stump) and thrusting his arm triumphantly in the air clutching a broom/stick etc.
"Joe has exceeded his limit tonight, won't be long before we're treated to one of his legendary rumples!"
3.
a short midgetlike man or women that is weird and goofy,rumple stands for rumplestiltskin the fictional character. Who was a short deformed midget.
Micheal Cook is Rumple.
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4.
the visible lump(s) that result from shitting your pants in underwear, briefs, or any skin-tight variant.
Diana totally has rumples in her pants, but at least her hair looks AMAZING! OMG.
5.
'Rumple', meaning an ecstacy tablet, has its origins in the bowels of a popular night spot in the midlands. Usually consumed by a chinned creature, often closely resembling rumplestiltskin. He will almost certainly be lost in his own mind. Hobbies chiefly include gurning.
"Excuse me mate, any chance you've got any cheeky rumples i could purchase?"
6.
noun: A person or thing who has surpassed the usual level of doofiness. Usually sports a confused look constantly, and has a body that seems too big for them to handle properly.
"God, Steve! You're such a rumple!"
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7.
Prior to the act of anal intercourse, the gentleman produces some saliva onto his fingertips or directly onto his partners anus to lubricate the anal insurtion!
If your a gentleman you will not forget to rumple first!
"Hold on dear i still need to rumple!"
