Rumple Blumpkin

What is Rumple Blumpkin?


1.

Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"

Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.


9

Random Words:

1. A nation where proper speech and debate is controlled by first amendment hating racists who believe that any legitimate criticism of a b..
1. Repeatedly getting little or no sleep and not being able to think straight or remember anything from the day before. To be so tired that..
1. The act of giving a man a handjob with the pinkie finger extended, as though drinking a cup of tea. Alternatively, performing fellatio w..