What is Rumple Blumpkin?
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Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"
Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.
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A very bad prank.
When someone's asleep, you pull down their pants, stick a newspaper in their ass, and light the newspaper on fir..