What is Rumple Blumpkin?
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Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"
Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.
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Someone who is both equal parts asshole and awesome. Tit squirrels make excellent frienemies.
Most days I love my tit squirrel, but so..