Rumple Fore-skin Edit Meaning

1. The absolute straightest guy you will ever encounter in your lifetime. He passes the Geoffrion standard of being straight and hooking u..

1. A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life. He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for mas..

1. The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance th..