What is Rumplestelskin?
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A rumblestelskin is the worst type of fart for not only the potency in which it smells, but how loud it sounds. It can be accompanied by a shit stain in the the underwear, that cannot be removed by bleech. When you enter a public area and fart while standing still it will take only 3 seconds for it to reach the person beside you or for you to smell your own brew, and by that time the person beside you would have already ran away as it sounds like fog horn that can literally stop 200 loud people at a wedding, or at a Rammstein concert. When walking and farting one out, it will have less sound, but trail your fart for about 7 or 8 meters than disapate. Long term rumplestelskins can lead to having no friends, the death of a relative, or family pet. You may find dead birds outside your house, and that all your neighbors have moved away. Loosing your job is also very common. Eventually you'll commit suicide.
(Cabbage boy):"People can't stop running away from me, and think I shit my pants all the time."
(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."
(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to used tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.
(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestelskin."
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