What is Rumpstache?
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The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.
She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.
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A game like gears of war that involves a person names steve(akA Drown)
It is quite possibly the greatest game ever
OMG Gears of steve..
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'someone who has not had the fine experience of someones facial feature of the lips touching another being's lips'
Jimmy..
