What is Rumpstache?
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The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.
She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.
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Never hits in the same place twice.
That bitch is such a whore,she's got a lightning vagina.
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Not capable of being able to be passed though the duct, tube or tubular hole.
I just can't get that speaker cable through that hol..
