What is Rumpstache?
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The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.
She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.
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it means you like got a public tell off or rejection.
girl; how does my hair look?
boy; pretty, pretty ugly!
3rd party; you just got ..
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When you jizz in your hand during sex, then slap your partners face with it.
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Common mispellings:
the = teh
that = taht
take = taek
own = pwn
you = joo
dude = jood
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