What is Rumpstache?
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The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.
She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.
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The area of skin beetween the testicles and anus on a male when it has a hairy coating present.
The hair in this area being like a lion..
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something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(o..
