What is Rumpstache?
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The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.
She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.
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Noun - a small hard rough lump growing on the skin of the front bottom.
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A way to get out of the hole you dig yourself into when you walk up behind someone and start to say SUPRISE BUTTSECKS and they turn arou..
