What is Rumpstache?
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The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.
She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.
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1.) A musical breakdown player completely on a pants zipper or fly. Originally devised by Kevin Cardinale.
2.) A clever way to piss off..
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When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.
I ordered iced tea ..
