What is Rumpstache?
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The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.
She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.
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A person who worships him or her self.
In etymology, it is broken down like this:
Prefix - auto - self
Suffix - latrist - to worship
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Its when you scream uncomfortably when someone rolls back the foreskin preferably in at least 3 octaves higher than normal pitched talke..