What is Rumpstache?
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The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.
She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.
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A apparent insight that is seen as a new realization of fact by the person having the insight, but which is actually fundamentally wrong..
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A guy Bam Margera met in a bar in his show Unholy Union.
When Bam was being dragged into the hotel room because he was drunk, he yelled..
