What is Rumpstache?
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The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.
She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.
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A game played at concerts, where one positions one's self, to be touched by the girl behind you's chebs. See also knob touch
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A person who dates girls 3 or more years younger than them. Similair to a petifile.
Guy 1: "Dude, see that old guy and that hot ba..
