What is Rumpstache?
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The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.
She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.
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An exclusive club where Vince McMahon literally makes people kiss his bare ass in the ring in front of millions of wrestling fans around..
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when there is no other appropriate word for the subject line of an e-mail or facebook message.
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