Rumsfeld Disease

What is Rumsfeld Disease?

Any medical condition acquired from drinking aspartame i.e. tumors, cancer, seizures.

My mother had an E.K.G. the other day and the doctors found a brain tumor I told her to quit drinking diet soda or she would get rumsfeld disease.

See aspartame, donald rumsfeld, tumors

Yesum

1. Said by a male in response to an instruction by a female for the purpose of indicating that she is being bossy or domineering. Female: ..

Qwung

1. A word that when said correctly will enlarge the size of your mother dick thusfore leaving you a dickless faggot and/or a total goosecoc..

Hinkel

1. Expiring your afternoons by splitting dutches and filling them with sweet, sweet, ganja. I broke my hand hinkeling with my grandma..

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