Rumsfeld Disease

What is Rumsfeld Disease?

Any medical condition acquired from drinking aspartame i.e. tumors, cancer, seizures.

My mother had an E.K.G. the other day and the doctors found a brain tumor I told her to quit drinking diet soda or she would get rumsfeld disease.

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