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a lobwad, a spazblast, a daffy-twacker, a chunkblunter.
"I can't believe you're such a nun-renter."
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A method of claiming one's seat when one must leave it for a short amount of time. See also dibs, fives. Obscure Northern Wiscons..
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an erection that doesn't seem to go away, or when someone's package is so big that it constantly looks like they have a boner...