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To be so excited you start to talk and act retarded
Me: ready for the concert?
Friend: OMFG!!!! DUDE IM SO FUCKING EXCITED ITS LIKE sm..
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When the noise level increases dramatically
"Why is everyone suddenly yelling?"
"Kaleigh entered the competition"
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Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...
Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling ran..