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when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaust..
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Leader of the forces waging war on Christmas.
Anti-claus dropped an IED down my chimney Christmas eve, but the package smelled of hummu..
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Leaving your friends to hang out with your girlfriend (aka "dome piece")
Man, Charlie is so whipped. He dome ditched us to go..