Runner's Goggles

What is Runner's Goggles?


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A conditionthat occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractivethen they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...

Two guys running:

Guy A: Dude, check out that hottielooking at us.

Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly

See beer goggles, drunk, fugly, topgun


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