Runner's Penis

What is Runner's Penis?


1.

After running for a long time in any sport, especially cross country or track, a guy's dick becomes small, hard and cold with the blood focusing around the urethra.

"Hey man, that was tough run. I've got Runner's Penis now."

See runner, runners, dick, cross, country, track, long, distance


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