Running Mummy

What is Running Mummy?


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Go to a graveyard and dig up a woman's corpse who is still fresh but not too fresh. Recommended freshness is around two to three months. Dig up the corpse and take its clothes off. Then proceed to blow into the vagina like you're blowing up a balloon. Blow until you see the skin start to stretch or when you can't blow in anymore. Then run and jump on the dilated stomach. This will cause all internal matter to rush out of the body through the vagina.

Did you see that story on the news about the desecrated corpse? I heard it was a running mummy.

See necrophilia, sex, horrendous, corpse, dead


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