Runny Eggs

What is Runny Eggs?


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Runny eggs is when you're fucking a diseased prostitute from behind, and just before you cum you pop all the herpes sores and syphillitic lesions on her back, gathering the pus and runoff into the middle. You then shoot your load into the mess, and Voila! Runny eggs! Bonus if you gather it all into a frying pan, cook it up, then make her eat it. Double bonus: if you were drilling her in the shitter and part of your culinary masterpiece includes random feces castoff aka bacon bits.

"Oh, man, I picked up this nasty hooker the other night? I gave her a colon cleansing then fed her runny eggs with bacon bits for breakfast."

See runny, eggs, herpes, feces, shitter


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