Runny Monkey

What is Runny Monkey?


1.

The runny monkey is when you take a monkey about 1.5 feet in stature. Once acquired a monkey of this size you have sex with its asshole as hard as you possibly can stretching it out and eventually killing it. Once the monkey is dead you hold it up above your head and squeeze all of the shit, blood, and guts into your mouth and drink it.

My dog's asleep so I might just opt for a runny monkey.

See buttsex, shitshake


73

Random Words:

1. a person who thinks they are cool and think THEY created everything Gaby: OMG!!!!!! You can't shop at H&M or Claires thats m..
1. (adj) Unusually small, lanky and weak in stature. (like a noodle) (n) An individual boasting unusually high musical skillz, and orange..
1. Someone who cannot help but use 'txt speak' in all social interactions, even though it was made necessary only by the limited ..
Book Banner