Runny Mustard

What is Runny Mustard?

After you have sex and you pull your penis out of your condom and the stuff inside spills out onto your partners pubic hair.

Aww, sweetie i let some runny mustard get into your hair patch. Go take a shower.

See 'tard patch, mustard patch, tardy patch

Zarkin

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Fanny Rudders

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Excapade

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