Runny Mustard

What is Runny Mustard?


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After you have sex and you pull your penis out of your condom and the stuff inside spills out onto your partners pubic hair.

Aww, sweetie i let some runny mustard get into your hair patch. Go take a shower.

See 'tard patch, mustard patch, tardy patch


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